Yesterday was my neighborhood's picnic. I was bummed because Mom & Dad went without me and Fuzzy. They said they weren't sure if dogs could come. It turned no one else brought their dogs either. And then I found out there was barbecue! Mom brought me over after the picnic to show me the Barbecue bus. Can you believe there was a barbecue bus right in my neighborhood? And again, no barbecue for me! What is the point of living in Memphis if I don't get to have barbecue?