I was thinking about what it must be like to be a show dog. I guess you have to be bathed a lot and brushed a lot. OK. I guess I can deal with that, (except if the Furminator was involved). But the teeth cleaning and nail clipping, I would not be a fan of. And if I didn't win all the time, I would probably start having a major inferiority complex and need to start going into therapy. I don't think I want to be a show dog.
Good luck to all the show dogs. I think you are all winners!