My lab friend Cocoa Puff suggested while I have my scar, I could be a gangster and make all the girls swoon. So I found my gangster hat. Cocoa Puff was right about the girls. I keep on getting these messages from girls flirting with me and wanting to be my girlfriend. Why do so many girls like bad boys? Well, I am not bad. And I am only a gangster until my scar heals. And I don't want a girlfriend. After all, I am Mama's boy.