Dear world, Last night I had the most exciting dream. I dreamt that I received an invitation to the Royal Wedding! When I looked at my watch (I was wearing a Rolex in my dream), I realized I had hardly any time to get to London. But low and behold, a limo took me to a private high speed jet and I arrived at Westminster Abbey just in time. But then I realized that I forgot to put on proper clothes and I just arrived in my fur. And without a gift! My dream turned into a nightmare, and I woke up. Oh well, I guess I'll watch it on TV like everyone else.