Dear world,
The other day Dad bought Fuzz & I hedgehogs and Rosy an alligator. They were very odd looking edible dental chews. Fuzz just hung with his for awhile sulking that he could not have the alligator. Rosy took that and hid it in her bed. But then Fuzz realized he could eat his hedgehog and proceeded to bite its head off! I, on the other paw, took my hedgehog and was very gentle, licking and nibbling from the bottom. Eventually, I ate the whole thing. But that night, I had a horrible nightmare about all these headless hedgehogs chasing me. I woke up and threw up. No more hedgehogs for me!
Love always,
Bear
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HAHAHAHahahaha! You so funny! But sorry it made you feel all icky. blehhh
ReplyDeletePoor Bear. That's no fun eating something yummy and then throwing it all up.
ReplyDeletethis story sounds horrible. poor Bear.
ReplyDeleteAnd Fuzz was ok because he apparently can eat anything. I hope you are feeling better.
Bear dat nawt gud dat yoo wakes up wif bad dreemz. At leest maybe da hedgehog was gud when it wented down to yoor tummy!
ReplyDeleteOh my hog!! There should've had a warning label on this blog! *hedgie swoons, faints*
ReplyDeleteOMD! I am so sorry Hella! I love hedgehogs and would never hurt a real one. Neither would Fuzz. We will never have those again.
ReplyDeleteOh no - sorry you had a tangle with the hedgehog dream monster. Dat's no good at all. Of course you wouldn't hurt out pal Hella. She's a good little hedge.
ReplyDeleteEEEK!! *running and hiding*
ReplyDeleteNone of you looked THAT interested but it was sweet of your dad to think of you all !
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