The other day my human sis Sydne said she was back on the belt diet. "when your waist belt is too tight it is almost impossible to eat". So it got me to thinking. why don't I go on the belt diet? Sounds easy enough. So I borrowed my mom's belt. And I stepped on the scale for motivation (yikes, 95 lbs!). Then I asked Mom for a bag of treats. She set them down and I tested my will power. Mom wasn't happy about the drool all over the scale. I lasted for 5 minutes. Then Mom gave me a treat. So much for the belt diet.