Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Belt Diet


Dear world,

The other day my human sis Sydne said she was back on the belt diet. "when your waist belt is too tight it is almost impossible to eat". So it got me to thinking. why don't I go on the belt diet? Sounds easy enough. So I borrowed my mom's belt. And I stepped on the scale for motivation (yikes, 95 lbs!). Then I asked Mom for a bag of treats. She set them down and I tested my will power. Mom wasn't happy about the drool all over the scale. I lasted for 5 minutes. Then Mom gave me a treat. So much for the belt diet.

Love always,

Bear

12 comments:

  1. Your waste iz just fine teh way it iz Bear so Iz glad you gotted a treet! *purrr*

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  2. You are handsome - don't need any belt diet pal.

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  3. Bear, in your case the "belt diet" works like this:
    -you use the belt to tie your mom.
    -now you have access to your bag of treats.
    -bye-bye diet.

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  4. You look cute in a belt... Maybe a sash diet would work better, so you could tie it to whatever length you want...

    pawhugs, Max

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  5. Bear, that is a crazy diet. Maybe I can put my brother Ronnie on it, he can loose a few pounds.
    Jake the red tabby.

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  6. Bear I fink dat diet nawt werk fur doggies. Yoo r soo cute!

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  7. Oh Bear. The belt diet might work better if mom didn't put treats in front of you. We know you're handsome just the way you are, but we want you to be healthy too. Please be healthy so you're around for a very, very long time amusing us with your photos and blog. We know what you're going through. Bentley was 100 pounds when we got him and we had to get him back to a healthy weight so his hips would be safe. Please, please, please be healthy. You're our bestest Golden friend and we want you to escort us to the Tulips for many years to come. ...Raven & Sammi

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  8. Bear, you make us laugh!

    http://www.twogradstudentsandapittie.blogspot.com

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  9. You held out longer than I would!!!!

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  10. You look soooo cute in a belt, Mom loves your photo ;-)

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  11. 95 is not bad, ya know half of that is your fur! :)

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