Dear world,
Last week I went swimming in the lake. Fuzz laid in the mud. Then we went in the car. As Dad was driving he said, it smells like wet dog. Fuzz and I thought it smelled rather nice. That got me to thinking. My Auntie Gretchen is in the perfume business. Maybe she can make a fragrance that smells like us called Eau de Wet Dog. Fuzz and I would expect royalties of course.
Love always,
Bear
he he - go for it. Wet cat might be marketable too, tho probably not as popular as wet dog.
ReplyDeleteBear, you just need the empty bottles. Next time you go to the lake, just collect all that water dripping from you and Fuzz, and start filling all those bottles. I'm sure your Dad will love it because anywhere he is it will remind him of you... and what could be better than that? ;)
ReplyDeletePurrime Ministerettes fully support your idea! There must be way to economic boost! This is it what makes and finally keeps the buxies rolling! You is the solution to economic recovery!
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We have a room deodorizer with that fragrance. Mom must spray it every time I come in from swimming in the pond.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather smell that than the other delight they've shared in the past-Eau de Fox Sh*T !!
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I fink Eau de Wet Dog wud be a best seller! Hyoomans dont unnerstan dat we anipals lub doze kindsa smells da best! Go fur it Bear. Yoo n Fuzz cud be famous worldwide!
ReplyDeleteI think that's a great idea and I bet it would be fun to roll in too!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good idea to us.
ReplyDeleteWet dog is da best smell, let me nos wen its out BOL !!!
ReplyDeleteClean dog = Eau de wet dog
ReplyDeleteDirty dog = Eww de wet dog