Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Bear Poop


Dear world,
The other day my Dad went on a business trip. When he returned he told me that he got me something. Fuzz and Rosy said "What about us?". But he said no, just Bear. I felt very special. When I opened it up, I was a bit surprised. He got me a bag of Bear Poop from Colorado. But I manfacture bags of Bear poop everyday. Is my poop being sold across state lines? Should I be getting royalties or something?
Love always,
Bear

7 comments:

  1. Maybe dad should just pay you directly and cut out the middle man.

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  2. Bear poop! ha ha - We has never heard of seloing dat before, but I guess some doggies do like to eat it. You missed the boat on dat one Bear - you could just market your own and makes lots of money.

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  3. MOL.... yes you should be getting royalties... You need an agent, pal.

    pawhugs, Max

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  4. Bear dat iz pwetty funny! I wonder how dey got dat poop to sell in Colorado. R dey stealin it frum yoor yard? Meybe yoo shud hire a pwivate detective to check it owt. Yoo cud end up makin a lot uv money! :)

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  5. Bear, I advice you to check mom's bank account. I think she is 'retaining' your royalties for that amazing product... Bear poop.
    And she pays you with kibble. You should get #tacotuesday all the time, or at least every Tuesday :)

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  6. Too bad you don't have a brudder named Horse, because we have a whole farm full of horse poop that we could sell your Dad for a good price!

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  7. Wow, fame at last !! How kind of your dad to bring it back for you.

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