Dear world,I had an idea yesterday that maybe I could stay longer in California. As I was passing lifeguard headquarters at the beach I thought, what if I applied to be a lifeguard? There are always more lifeguards in the Spring and Summer, so I think they may have at least one opening. I have excellent swimming skills, even in the highest waves, so no problem there. I am a big strong dog so a person can just hold on to me and I can swim them in to shore. I could bark at people that are not obeying regulations. Yes, I think I would make a good lifeguard. Ok, maybe Junior Lifeguard. Oh yeah. And aren't lifeguards chic magnets?
Love always,
Bear
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You got ma vote Bear! I wud let you rescue me any day ;)). You da Hoff of da doggie world (when he was in Baywatch of course)!
ReplyDeleteyou have some pics of yourself sleeping in those big rocks... you can be a lifeguard but you can't sleep on rocks anymore :)
ReplyDeleteGo for it Bear. You'd make an excellent junior lifeguard and meet all the qualificaitons. Bet you could even swim farther, faster and longer den the regular life guards. (Plus you'd get paid).
ReplyDeletei finks u would be a gr8 lifesguard and dat sounds likes a purrfect plan to stays in CA
ReplyDeleteYou don't need to be a lifeguard to be a chick magnet. DOGS are chick magnets. :)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely! *woof woof* and you're gonna be famous too! chick magnet...toy magnet...treat magnet... paparazzi magnet...
ReplyDeletePositive reinforcement! Good going, Bear!
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