I am so glad I live in Memphis now. It is only fitting for me, a Bear, to be a fan of another Bear species. So as a Memphis Grizzlies fan, I have taken the pledge to rock a beard to the playoffs: "This is my playoff beard. It is a symbol of my untameable grizlliness. Since I cannot grow a beard, I am wearing one that closely resembles what a beard would look like if I did grow one. My playoff beard and I are the guardians of the Blue and Gold and the defenders of Grizz Country."