All this election talk got me to thinking....would I rather be Bearomney or Obearma. I still cant make up my mind since neither candidate has addressed any dog issues. But if I were President BearBear, my primary platform would be no more homeless pets, All kill shelters would be banned, and animal cruetly would be a federal offense. Since I don't have a wife, I would appoint Rosy as First Lady. And I would move the White House to the beach.