Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Diet Food

Dear world,
Ever since I had to go on a diet, Mom gives me baby carrots instead of another 1/4 cup of my kibble. I eat the carrots cause I am starved. But in protest, I always leave one carrot. I want her always to remember that I am a carnivore, not a carrotivore.
Love always,
Bear

13 comments:

  1. the one carrot protest is very subtle, I like it!!!!

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  2. Protest Bear Protest.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. Subtle yet kristal clear dear Bear. You iz a dog of accepchunal intellagense.

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  4. Toby has been on a diet since last fall, and he's summer slim now! Tell your mom that he really digs broccoli...especially the crunchy stick part.

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  5. oh deer !! well carrots is good for urs eyes deys say!!!

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  6. Bear, do you want me to call 'Animal Cruelty' so they can pay a visit to your mom?

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  7. Aww poor Bear. You haz to keep finkin how much easier it will be to run and play at da beech. You wont hurt urself as much. But diets do suck!

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  8. @JustAnotherTrnd DUSTY: Bear, you made us all laugh out loud! HURLEY: I love carrots, Bear. Whenever Scribe opens the refrigerator, I peek through the space by the door hinge and hope for one. DUSTY: We call that opening The Carrot Dispenser, Bear.

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  9. Mom used to give Misty green beans,when she had to lose wgt, I runs mine off, but you can't yet, that is so neat you leave one in protest!!
    LOve Taffy

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  10. Quite right Bear! Kick out against the carrots!

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  11. What a statement you gave to mommy! hehe... Hugs!

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