The other day Mom and Dad took me into this place called New Balance. It was full of sneakers. Weird! I was a bit freaked at first but Rosy explained we were shoe shopping . (she has done this many times.) So she sat comfortably up on a seat and watched as Mom and Dad tried on sneakers. So I figured, while I was there, maybe I could do some shopping too. None of the sneakers fit me. So many problems being a dog.