Dear world
When I have a bit of an upset stomach, I often make a mess of myself. I get very embarrassed and want to come home immediately to wash off. So Mom thinks she can help me. And I know I should really hide when she takes out the scissors. She must have this aspiration to be a hairstylist. Well its good that she never followed that dream, cause I don't even think she would make it as a groomer! All she has to do is cut a bit of my fur. But no, she has to give me butt bangs. Doesn't Mom realize that dogs greet each other from the back as well as front! Talk about embarrassing!
Love always,
Bear
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Very stylish. No we are not snickering. Just got some dog hair caught in our throat.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love your bangs Bear:)
ReplyDeleteawe Bear - don't be embarrassed. Sometimes we parents just try to help things a bit.
ReplyDeleteYou're still cute.
Mom says your butt bangs are adorable, and no, we're NOT laughing!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh pore Bear, dat same thing happened to Ramses an him bottom end matches yours!
ReplyDeleteOh Bear, me sorree. W
ReplyDeleteMuch sympathy! I had that happen to me once! One of my people gave me a really bad haircut, so my other person took me to get my first professional groom ever.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, butt-tufts grow back pretty fast!
is not a new hobby mom has to make you look silly.
ReplyDeleteshe has to do it... is a sh***y business going on with that sick stomach you have.
in any case I love bangs... butt-bangs I mean.
Just tryin' to start a new trend! I'm diggin' it!
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Thats why I like my short hair. I would rather be cold than have a hair cut. I can always wear a sweater.
ReplyDeleteOur groomer gives us a Poodle shaven havens so we don't mess ourselves.
ReplyDeleteMai mom's hooman son haz a golden retriever. Hiz nayme is Dakota. He haz to go to groomer to get hiz furz trimmed sumtimez so he duzznt haz dat big fur in da back. Yoo iz lucky yoo getz to keep most uv yorz!
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain, but my mom thinks your butt bangs are hilarious. Grrrrr.....humans!
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